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‘Bullet Train’ Review: All Aboard for a Bloody (Mostly) Good Time
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‘Bullet Train’ Review: All Aboard for a Bloody (Mostly) Good Time

David Palmer2 Comments

It’s rare, but sometimes a trailer depicts a film for exactly what it is. “Bullet Train” is based off the Japanese novel of the same name, and stars Brad Pitt as an unlucky American assassin who gets caught up in a conspiracy aboard a moving Shinkansen (or, “bullet train”). Joey King, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Brian Tyree… Continue reading ‘Bullet Train’ Review: All Aboard for a Bloody (Mostly) Good Time

If ‘Slender Man’ Does Not End Up Being the Worst Film of 2018 I Will Donate to Charity
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If ‘Slender Man’ Does Not End Up Being the Worst Film of 2018 I Will Donate to Charity

David Palmer1 Comment

“Slender Man” is based on the internet meme of the same name, in which a tall, skinny figure appears and haunts youth who summon him. It stars Joey King, Julia Goldani Telles, Jaz Sinclair and Annalise Basso, and is directed by Sylvain White. This film is lazy, ugly, derivative, boring, monotonous, dull, dreadful and moronic.… Continue reading If ‘Slender Man’ Does Not End Up Being the Worst Film of 2018 I Will Donate to Charity