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‘The Nutcracker and the Four Realms’ Will Make You Want to Cancel Christmas

It’s funny, the trailer for “The Grinch” played before this started and I began to say “isn’t it too soon for Christmas movies?” before remembering what I was about to see… “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms” follows a young girl (Mackenzie Foy) who sets out to find the key to her deceased mother’s musical… Continue reading ‘The Nutcracker and the Four Realms’ Will Make You Want to Cancel Christmas

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‘Overboard’ is an Unsavable Sinking Ship of Comedy

I know “Observe and Report” and “The House Bunny” have their cult classic defenders, but I’m running down Anna Faris’ IMDb page right now and I don’t think she has ever starred in a single genuinely good film. “Overboard” is a remake of the 1987 film of the same name that starred Goldie Hawn and… Continue reading ‘Overboard’ is an Unsavable Sinking Ship of Comedy

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‘How to Be a Latin Lover’ Shows How Not to Make a Comedy

And I thought “The Circle” was a boring mess about nothing… “How to Be a Latin Lover” stars Eugenio Derbez as a man who has spent his whole life married to a rich old woman. When she finally kicks him out, he must move in with his sister (Salma Hayek) and find a new sugar… Continue reading ‘How to Be a Latin Lover’ Shows How Not to Make a Comedy