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‘The Black Phone’ Review: Let It Go to Voicemail

Well, at least Ethan Hawke seemed to have fun… “The Black Phone” follows a young boy (Mason Thames) who is kidnapped by a serial killer (Ethan Hawke) and must find a way to escape. Madeleine McGraw, Jeremy Davies, and James Ransone also star, while Scott Derrickson directs and co-writes. I’m not the biggest fan of… Continue reading ‘The Black Phone’ Review: Let It Go to Voicemail

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‘Valerian’ is a Beautiful Looking Mess

Hollywood needs to stop trying to make Cara Delevingne happen, she’s never going to happen. “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” (I won’t be typing all that this whole review) is based on the French comic series and stars Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne as two space cops in the future who must… Continue reading ‘Valerian’ is a Beautiful Looking Mess