Review

‘Overboard’ is an Unsavable Sinking Ship of Comedy

I know “Observe and Report” and “The House Bunny” have their cult classic defenders, but I’m running down Anna Faris’ IMDb page right now and I don’t think she has ever starred in a single genuinely good film. “Overboard” is a remake of the 1987 film of the same name that starred Goldie Hawn and… Continue reading ‘Overboard’ is an Unsavable Sinking Ship of Comedy

Review

Words Cannot Describe ‘The Emoji Movie’

As much as I would love to just make this whole review the “pudding” emoji, I have a little more creativity and dedication than the people who made this film (I’m using the word “film” in the loosest sense possible). “The Emoji Movie” (God help us) is based on the texting ideograms of the same… Continue reading Words Cannot Describe ‘The Emoji Movie’