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‘Dog’ Review: A Goofy Comedy with Some Bark, Just No Bite

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but dogs are infinitely better than cats. This isn’t relevant to this film or review, but figured we’d just clear the air. “Dog” stars Channing Tatum as an injured U.S. Ranger who must transport the canine of his fallen commander to a funeral. Jane Adams, Kevin Nash,… Continue reading ‘Dog’ Review: A Goofy Comedy with Some Bark, Just No Bite

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‘Marry Me’ Review: Feel Free to Reject This Proposal

Owen Wilson doesn’t say “wow” even once this entire film; I feel that shouldn’t be legal. “Marry Me” stars Jennifer Lopez as an international popstar who, following a public breakup on the day of her wedding, marries a complete stranger (Owen Wilson) and must now get to know her new husband. Maluma, John Bradley, Chloe… Continue reading ‘Marry Me’ Review: Feel Free to Reject This Proposal

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‘Blacklight’ Review: Another By-the-Book Liam Neeson ‘Thriller’

For a guy who announced he was going to retire from action movies, Liam Neeson sure does make a lot of action movies. “Blacklight” stars Neeson as an off-the-books FBI fixer who gets caught up in a government conspiracy. Mark Williams directs while Emmy Raver-Lampman, Taylor John Smith, and Aidan Quinn also star. Liam Neeson… Continue reading ‘Blacklight’ Review: Another By-the-Book Liam Neeson ‘Thriller’